I’ve been saying it since the first painfully awkward photos of her radiating absolute misery: Melania Trump here looks like Sansa Stark on her Bolton Wedding Day, and pretty much every day of “marriage” after that. Miserable, trapped, stiff, and like she’s working up the courage to put a candle in the broken tower to…

Melania, you are wife No. 3. Sometimes, if a man is very old, that’s a good position to be in, because he’ll be too exhausted to find wife No. 4. And maybe you can wait him out. Like Barbara Sinatra. She just waited him out. But Donald is in decent health and the minute he finds a new place with bottle service,…

Those people are racist fucksticks.

Switching from hourly to full-time can be tough.

As I said elsewhere, I can't and won't defend astrology, but this article is mostly opinion. Show me hard facts and figures, not assertions that should really begin "I think..." or "I feel..." There is a lot of correlation, but no evidence of causation. See, the point with an article like this is to provide actual…

I have my own beliefs about astrology, but I'm fully aware that they are indefensible in any scientific or rational way. Results are not reproducible in a lab in any type of consistent way. I know that, and I believe the scientific method is important. Are there charlatans? Sure. Are they all charlatans? No. I mean…

Actually astrology is about influence, not prediction. It concerns potential rather than fate or destiny. For instance, when "Mercury is in retrograde" it indicates a higher likelihood that your electronics might malfunction. Not that they will.

I love science but I believe that the accumulated knowledge of humanity…

― J.P. Morgan

I like astrology. It makes sense to me. Trying to explain why it makes sense would be kind of like trying to explain what the color red is, though.

If we're going to address the negative effects of believing in fake belief systems, astrology is way down on the list of the ones needing addressing.

How about a classical heist? I submit Prometheus, stealing fire from the gods.

And that's terrible.

To build phase three of Cuesta Verde there?