I’ve been saying it since the first painfully awkward photos of her radiating absolute misery: Melania Trump here looks like Sansa Stark on her Bolton Wedding Day, and pretty much every day of “marriage” after that. Miserable, trapped, stiff, and like she’s working up the courage to put a candle in the broken tower to…

Melania, you are wife No. 3. Sometimes, if a man is very old, that’s a good position to be in, because he’ll be too exhausted to find wife No. 4. And maybe you can wait him out. Like Barbara Sinatra. She just waited him out. But Donald is in decent health and the minute he finds a new place with bottle service,…

Those people are racist fucksticks.

Switching from hourly to full-time can be tough.