Did you know velveeta isn’t actually orange? They have to add dye to make it cheese like. It’s actually this pale and gross jelly blob. So your assessment of him being a block of velveeta is actually really on point.

Yeah, but his base is shockingly small.

I know, right?

His hardcore base doesn’t care, but there aren’t enough of them for him to come anywhere close to winning the election. To win, he also needs the votes of a lot of non-”deplorable” conservatives. People like John McCain and Condie Rice.

His base is still with him and mad at those abandoning him.

Especially since it’s sponsored by Macy’s and broadcast by NBC, both of whom terminated their contracts with Trump last year over his remarks. The irony would be the icing and the maraschino cherry on the cake!

If he does I want him to be Grand Marshal of the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Surprised Burnett has draconian NDAs that protect Trump? Nope