You have tragic but hilarious falls, too? The last few days have been so accident ridden here that my 10 year old said she felt like she was living in a fish stick comedy. I truly believe she means slapstick.

I'm glad you and I had this discussion in a calm civil manner. Some of the replies to me have been less than savory.

You're right that it's complicated. (And this kind of thing is almost always complicated—sometimes every possible outcome is problematic in some way.) But yes, I do think he was right to step in. My response to a similar comment in a different thread:

I've participated in several and heard the whiney cries of people threatening to fuck my dead sister's corpse, or rip off my genitals with a razorblade.

I'm going to jump in here and comment on this. I'm always fascinated by this type of response to situations like this. It's always "Well, this just what goes on," or "You have to understand, this is what it's like." I don't think there's a question of people not understanding that this is what goes on and this is…

"I would hope the concern that's shown here could be shown for the homeless, the helpless, the hungry"

It seems weird to list eHarmony and not mention the religious angle...

I just need to comment based upon your part about "and/or any dead animals on my profile." My girlfriend has a "REJECTED" Facebook album dedicated to all the matches she comes across on OKC/Tinder where someone is holding a fish. It's downright hilarious. :)

Sexual abuse of a child should have no statute of limitations, just as murder doesn't. I realize that this is a state-by-state issue, but it should be addressed.

Reading that made my head hurt. Well, I guess everything is Bigger in Texas, including Conservatism and stupidity.

I CAN NOT fucking wait to vote Davis for Governor of Texas.

For real. I mean, even in the event you (a guy online) are a genuine, good guy who respects women, your fellow men are tainting the water. If "hey beautiful" was not frequently followed up with sexual harassment and aggression, or hostility, that "good guy" saying "hey beautiful" would be received differently.

Thisss

I love how guys have to actually feel what it's like to be a woman to sympathize with us instead of you know, taking our word on it? Especially when a majority of women talk about their weird online dating experiences.

This is by no means scientific, but I hardly ever use soap and I freaking dominate sickness. Really, the only time I use soap is after touching really dirty things (like working on the car and getting oil and road grime on my hands) or if I touch something smelly (like when the poo bag rips when picking up after my…

Hmm, lifelong Minnesotan here, and I have to say that, at least for me, pretty much anything below -5/10 feels about the same. I know that your skin will freeze faster the colder it is, but in my extensive experience, as soon as it's below about -5 or -10, it all feels the same level of "Holy Fuck, It's Cold."

The coldest, saddest puppy in Illinois

OH GOD (digs out eyeballs)

It was a boy cousin. A creepy, basement dwelling, boy cousin. He was thirty at the time. How's that visual now?

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