Hi Laura.

I spent my Saturday night making homemade nachos and catching up on White Lotus Season 2

Sooo, *can* you actually buy a butt plug at Target now? That seems like a pretty big and important point you left out.

I agree. I’m not a fan of them... But no one deserves to be stalked or harassed. It’s like when people would laugh and joke about what her ex-husband was doing to her. If someone of her means is unable to protect herself against an abusive and crazed former spouse, what message does that send to other victims?  Making…

I’m really the last person to defend a Kardashian, but why the snark against someone getting a restraining order against someone who is likely very dangerous? Can we not make light of stalking, please?

I also think that early on last week, the couple really tried to push the “we were already separated” and “we didn’t hook up until November” angle. But as the week went on it became pretty clear that nobody was buying that their marriages both just “happened” to implode in August. They were clearly having an affair,…

Or the sacrifice of career prospects in order to assist a marginalized group in fighting a devastating disease that killed thousands of members of a generation.

She’s being and been mistreated by the criminal justice system.  Are you not already aware of the many racial disparities in how people get treated in the criminal justice system, in large part because of perceptions about who is violent and aggressive and who is peaceful and law abiding?

My hot take that no one asked for:

Good to know that in the grand scheme of things some fuckboy’s plastic cock means more than helping raise multiple generations with love and empathy over a nearly 50 year career on the most important children’s program of all time.

It would be nice if a celebrity once came forward about their child’s nepotism work and said, “honestly they’re bad and got the job because of me, but what are you going to do”.

I fear my husband every time he eats Panda Express and runs to the bathroom ten hours later.

No, no. This is actually a brilliant answer to that question (and it seems clear to me that she wasn’t saying that everyone else is too old. She was just skirting the question). Why is it brilliant? Because answering the way she did short circuits the Cycle of Stupid Celebrity Questions that inevitably arises in these…

Despite the new reforms, there was a 13 percent increase in reported cases of sexual assault across the entire U.S. military in 2021.

Reminds me of Community’s critique of VR, a tool to overcomplicate mundane things.

“Sure there’s a teenage girl in the process of being abducted who needs immediate assistance, but there’s also this building on fire. Of course, that isn’t our job because we aren’t the fire department... Well, I guess that girl’s just gonna have to be raped. We have property to defend.” And then they jumped straight…

“This is yet another horrific reminder of the predators existing online in police forces who prey on our children,” the Riverside police chief said. “If you’ve already had a conversation with your kids on how to be safe online around membres of law enforcement and on social media, have it again. If not, start it…

Thanks for not judging us.

Quit fixating on kids’ genitals, you sick fucking freak!

This is an absolute garbage take. People cannot help where they born, and they cannot help it if they were born poor in a shithole state and literally cannot afford to leave.