When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled, brave brave brave brave sir Paxton.

I guess they will be eligible for pensions. I'm sure their union will try to make sure of that. Because they resigned and were not fired. 

yup and they could be working with kids again.

I am so glad I am not famous. I have sent and received some interesting text that, at the time, sounded so hot.  I can’t bet a lot of us have.

My ex cheated on me, and I never said a word about the woman he cheated me with UNTIL she inserted herself into my life. About 2 months after I found out, she messaged me and demanded that I sign the divorce papers. So I blame my ex 100% for stepping out, but I have also talked a lot of shit about the other woman…

We’re here for snark - not self reflection. How dare you!

I was amused reading the text and imagining him singing it in his weird, high-pitched human synthesizer voice. 

These are all way better if you read them in a shaky falsetto.

100%.  These people moan about how it’s “against gaawwwd”. Near as I can tell, THEIR god is a shitty cruel god. So that in mind, their behavior tracks. “god fearing” indeed.

Reading that it *was* being legally considered sexual assault was the only non-horrible thing about the story.

First thing I thought too. Can anyone prove Andrew’s whereabouts at the time of the incident?

I cannot think of a single thing I would stand in line for 24 hours to do and that includes every sex- or food-related fantasy I’ve ever had.

Bingo.  The Root covered it perfectly.  I spend more time over there nowadays.

Yup. This. Wendy Williams is an asshole, but her addiction and treatment isn’t gossip fodder. It’s 2022, Jez - come the actual f on. The narrative that addiction is a personal failing and not a treatable disease that people recover from all the time is over, and writing stories like this is shitty and keeps people…

“We never hear the AMA or a group representing obstetricians speak out against this.” ...and yet they do, perhaps even strongly.

Which could have resulted in them being charged under state laws and not being able to practice anyway, which impacts an even larger segment of the community that needs them.

Yes, it is technically kidnapping. Putting people on a bus, plane or whatever, then lying about where they’re being taken. Also, kidnapping is a federal crime, I’m hoping the FBI takes note.

“Hader was not paranoid or virtue signaling by donning the mask.”

In such a personal situation as this, if her reps say it’s for “overall health issues,” you should be reporting it as overall health issues. She’s a celebrity, not a head of state. It’s not a matter of public concern. Addicts suffer in silence because of articles and gossip like this. Yes I know this is a gossip…

Heard a report this am from marthas vineyard and they interviewed the migrants, and they said a woman approached them offered them a hotel and help. I hope there is a way to prosecute this.