I once tragically mistook pickled turnips (amazing!) with pickled beets (gods mistake) and I’ll never get over it.

I can’t believe this quality internet content is being stolen from us.

Yep same, my mom constantly made (makes) comments about her own figure and ours, or mentions how many miles you have to walk to burn off whatever you're eating. I was your same weight and height at the peak of my running career, and it was horrible. Luckily, both my parents were amazing and recognized the disordered…

I know there was a big Oatly boycott a while back because it turns out the company is terrible and was mass deforesting important forestland to grow oats for the growing market. Of course, the beef industry does the same thing. I generally assume any big corporation shouting about how ecofriendly they are is lying,…

I got hit as a kid and I turned out fine and I still wouldn’t hit my own kid. The thing is (and I wrote this somewhere else a while back) my mom regrets hitting us. It’s a dark part of how she remembers our childhood and her role as a parent, even though it made no lasting impression on any of us kids. Obviously I…

This was my thought. I admittedly need to clean my feeders more, but I go straight to the sink to scrub my hand after I fill them. I see what those gross little dudes do out there all day (and my big fat squirrel buffet friends).

Meeeeeee! I had a pretty good thing going last spring/summer and then I moved back across the country, started a new job, and reawakened an old knee injury. I'm just at the point with PT where now general fatigue is stopping my runs vs. knee pain which is great except now I realize how out of shape I am. Phewwwww.

Somehow this is the comment that got me. I literally "ughed" and dropped my phone. Time for another beer to try and cleanse the knowledge of this piece of shit from my mind.

Just moved away from Minnie a few months ago but my hopes are low. Between Bob Kroll and Mayor Frye there’s a tacit allowance for any and all police brutality. The housing encampment evictions are some of the most cruel things I’ve ever seen, and they’re being done with glee.

I work for the government and we were told they're not allowed to require vaccinations when the drug hasn't been approved by the FDA :(

Yah this line struck me: “For those unable to fathom living life without worrying about the looming threat of eternal damnation...” I was raised Catholic and vaguely afraid of hell, but my partner was raised Evangelical and constantly threatened with eternal damnation. That shit fucks you up! It is literally hard to…

I love them but my mom is like you, terrified of the molted skins and the cicadas themselves. As kids we used to collect both and stick them to her shirt...sorry Mom!

I feel like I could release an umbrella celebrity fitness guide. 1) have personal trainer to work with you daily; 2) have personal chef to make you nutritious meals; and 3) get top notch healthcare and cosmetic care. It's so easy!

Weeping. This is the most incredible thing I've ever heard. I love growing corn but the idea of saying fuck it and doing the whole yard has me in stitches. Good for you and thank you for a much needed belly laugh.

Hang in there! The greatest gift my parents have given us daughters is sorting all this out while they are still here. Last year for their anniversary they bought headstones lol. I am infinitely grateful not to be involved (beyond the legal pieces assigned to me). Hope you have time to decompress and feel your feels.

Holy fuck your mom is lucky to have a kid like you.

Yes! I only have one but I didn't even feel it! When I told the nurse that she laughed and said "you will tomorrow." True to form I woke up at 2am feeling like someone had taken a baseball bat to my arm. Still worth it!

Oh man I feel for y’all because I got blessed with great sisters, but that didn’t (doesn’t?) mean we didn’t (don’t?) fight. Per my user name, my real name includes ‘Ella’ and my sisters used to chase me around calling me ‘Cruel Ella Devil’ after we watched 101 Dalmatians. Scarring for an emotionally soft Catholic…

This was an absolutely historically inaccurate riot and I loved it. At one point we Googled the ‘Witch of Eastham’ they talked about so confidently and best we could tell there’s not even definitive proof she’s more than a legend. I did feel like Anne Bonnie got short changed until the last 20 minutes of episode 6.…

We love to slur a drunken 'I don't caaare for Gob'