My sister and I are OBSESSED but our favorite thing to do is yell "what are YOU doing here?" at each other, like all the people who get hilariously killed by not moving out of the way or trying to defend themselves in the slightest. Idk if you're there yet, but the guy who gets killed by not moving out of the line of…

Almost cried during an albeit stressful meeting and then realized I hadn’t eaten all day :)

Trans men using testosterone (not all trans folx choose to do hormone replacement therapy, gender affirming surgery, etc.) are held to the same standard at other male athletes. They cannot exceed certain levels and still participate.

*insert gif of his daughter squirming away as he tries to kiss her*

Unbelievably, I still know a few people who are continuing to post about how “Trump and Biden are the same.” And yeah, Biden was not my first, second or third choice. But being able to undo some of the senseless cruelty of the Trump administration brings me joy. I’m looking forward to returning to fighting about if…

MyPillow dude legitimately looks like the skeevy uncle obsessed with the size of his hands from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia..........

I couldn’t believe they didn’t give everyone higher quality, well fitting masks. I'm not allowed to wear my cloth mask to the doctor, but it was ok around the president???

Love love love Midsomer Murders! My sister named the spider in her office Tom Barnaby :)

I was not familiar with him but it was a real 1-2 punch reading the NYT headline "iconic music producer dies" followed by the subheading "serving a life sentence for murdering a woman."

You’re in good company, I accidentally bought the wrong ticket on the BART and this asshole wrote me a $150 trespass ticket instead of letting me just buy the $6ish fare. But I was exhausted and I blew my lid. I still got the ticket and I still think he’s a dick, but I was way out of line. Ironically it was employee…

Ugh I still feel guilty about a similar experience - trying to get my wasted friend back home from downtown Boston, and I knew the city in and out but I don’t drive, I only bike. To be fair the taxi driver WAS super skeazy and I was on edge (prior to this my friend tried to get in the back of a box truck when a…

Oops! You're right - sorry still blinded by rage over the beers with mom affair.

They’re currently trying to adjust the terms of his bail because his mom took him to the bar for a celebratory beer lunch where people sang white power adjacent songs after his release. His mom is definitely more than a little delusional.

Preach. I have a bathroom that has been serving as my own re: COVID (my roommates who are a couple use the other bathroom). I let my guard down ONCE and one of them took a giant skidmark shit in my toilet that smelled like actual death for over an hour. The candle was defenseless. Needless to say it’s back to being…

I generally agree, but since he's a vacuous POS who only really seems to experience punishment via lack of attention, I don't mind the idea of him being removed from stupid media like Home Alone. It will probably bother him more to be erased than it will negatively impact our ability to reflect on this chapter of…

Scary and hilarious! My partner of 6ish years had the (mis)fortune of helping me excise a labial cyst when the dermatologist couldnt see me for weeks. At this point there are (virtually) no secrets or squeamish moments. I still refuse to pop anything though, barrrrrrf.

I had to tell my partner this morning (who is lovely but occasionally has some carry over wtf moments from being raised in a hard right household) that I was done explaining how “borrowed” money fear mongering works (in this case it was in response to the idea of more stimulus/unemployment money). I literally cannot…

Would also recommend she start with figuring out what a "real apology" sounds like...you know...the thing that often precedes "real forgiveness"

It’s me! I am my mom’s favorite baby because I was born VERY hungry and latched on immediately. Although my little sister popped out after like 45 min of labor so there’s competition. But then later in life I had a brief career studying breastfeeding and learned it’s SO HARD. There’s a good quote I’ll never find again …

Noooooooo I didn't know she sucked, can't 2020 leave us anything good I lover her on mandolorian :(