I thought everyone knew this stuff is lip-synced. The league requires it. They’re putting on live entertainment, and they don’t want any hiccups. These performances are logistically immense, and this is not like a concert where they may have a day or more to set up and test everything. They literally have minutes to…

“Family served in Nazi army” is a +5 poll bump in Florida. 

In my Hebrew school, they called them “Jews for Jesus”. Anyway, why is she dressed like she’s off to Hogwarts?

Please stop trying to normalize the term “Messianic Jew.” There’s no such thing. They are Christians, full stop. 

trump could tell his unhinged loser followers to not vote for desantis, but they still will. No amount of infighting would ever lead them to either vote for a Dem or abstain from voting and possibly let a Dem win. These idiots booed trump for saying he got the vaccination. I mean... trump wasn’t even advocating for…

Worst case scenario for the Rs is he goes full scorched earth and runs as a third-party candidate. DeSantis loses and he'll absolutely play the good soldier and campaign for Trump. The Republicans may be fucked, unless one of the criminal investigations bail them out. 

“I didn’t expect that [Santos would] be standing there [in an aisle seat] trying to shake hands with every senator and the president of the United States...If he had any shame at all, he wouldn’t be there,” Romney said.”

She looks like her mom gave her a reward for not making a scene at her pediatrician appointment.

One of the the many, many things I loathe about these ghouls is the way they are always so damn lame with their attempts at “jokes.” You just know MTG think she’s making the sickest burn with this balloon when in reality she just looks like the dumb loser she has always been.

The fact that Marge’s stunt is stupid and opaque is kinda the point. The base she’s pandering to doesn’t deal well with subtlety, but they’ll be able to make the connection and think “oh, she got them libs good” ... while we’re all thinking “what a buffoon”

Have a sister. Would ask her to fix my hair and make sure my tags were tucked in. Would NOT ask her to tend to any of my personal areas.

> The shade was pretty obvious,

Then it ain’t shade. Bring back shade court and the Honorable Judge Kara Brown.

Wow. She typed out nine lines of lyrics of 99 Red Balloons and still apparently didn’t understand what the song was about...or (I’m guessing) that the original song was in German. Reading comprehension: the new political dividing line.

I think at this point they’ve all very likely lasered every single stray hair off their bodies. With that said, I’ve never had a sister, so I don’t know, but is letting your sister wax your vag normal sister behavior? Because yikes.

The fact that a bunch of people probably tuned in to watch the show you mention kind of makes me weep for us all.

The first gyno I went to when I was in my teens told me when I asked her about douching was the vagina cleans itself, and douching will throw off its balance.

This dipshit and her sisters also made a lot of noise about waxing ALL their pubic hair off. I remember a promo for one of their shows that had Kourtney ostensibly applying too-hot wax to Khloe’s labia as she sat spread-eagle on the edge of the kitchen table. I guess it was supposed to be hilarious.

The problem is that the marketing is drawing straight line between having vaginal “health” and having a good tasting/good smelling vagina.

Man, I Feel Like I Know This Woman

Oh my God, only men in America would think that breastfeeding is all about them instead of, you know, the baby who needs to survive.