Pretty sure “non-thirsty” = everyone who actually acted their way to stardom on the screen as opposed to the phone. Hell, if I was throwing a rager at my mansion, I’d want to keep the influencers out too.

Awards are political just as much as they are based on merit, and the push for Curtis is a legacy nomination for a legendary actress that has never had an Oscar nomination. The same reason why Pacino won for Scent of a Woman over Denzel’s Malcolm X. It’s what it is.

“(I will keep workshopping this one.)“

Let’s not overcomplicate this, and simply turn Sam Bankman-Fried into Sam Banking-Fraud so we can continue.

Why are they being told to shut up? Isn’t the booing the exact type of free speech these two passionately believe in and defend?

“It sounds like some of the people you fired are in the audience,” he said.”

JFC come ON. Someone EDIT this shit. If you can write “Met Gala” correctly, you can do this. We believe in you. 

Who/what is “Jon Hopkins”? Perhaps you mean Johns Hopkins?

Reactions like this are absurd. Viktor Bout has been in prison since 2012. Bout’s absence did not stop Putin from invading Ukraine. For all the talk of the Kremlin not being as aggressive in Ukraine, generations has been wiped out. Entire cities have been leveled with an estimated 600 billion euros of damage done so…

“I bet they asked Herschel Walker if he was ready to make his concession speech, and he said, “Yes, two hot dogs please.””

Let’s add one: the time he got caught sneaking off to Mexico and blamed it on his two daughters. Father of the fucking year.

Interesting he asks for the privacy he just denied for millions of American women. Screw him.

Ted Cruz is simultaneously a maximally awful person to everyone, and someone who obviously doesn’t ever believe a word of what he says. Ivy League guy slumming it with the yokels because nobody is ever too much of a jerk to get elected by Republicans.

I can’t speak to outlets’ decision on what and what not to cover, but the terms Ted Cruz himself has laid out for us all is that what would seem to be personal family matters (whether, when, and under what circumstances to have children, what recreational activities to take your children to, what medical care to…

There’s literally nothing I could care about less than hurting Ted Cruz personally. In fact, I probably fall more on the side of being in favor of him experiencing discomfort and unhappiness...

This poor kid’s situation is fucked from all angles. Her dad’s a well-known POS and, if it’s true she’s bi-sexual, I can only imagine how that’s going to go down in that household. Part of me loves what is happening to Mr. Cruz while the logical and realistic part of me only worries for that child and how she has to…

I mean, if “provides gender affirming care to trans children in consultation with a doctor” is sufficient evidence of abuse to take people’s children from them and throw them in jail, Cruz probably deserves the death penalty for this.

He’s a piece of shit, no need for further proof we already got that years ago.

Teenage years suck and the added notoriety of being Cruz’s daughter probably makes navigating society a bit harder than it should be. An event like this being plastered over the Internet gives another weapon for people to attack a young woman who has little control over why she’s so notable.

Don’t forget that:

I feel for the daughter in many many ways. I also feel for all the people additionally injured by Senator Cruz and his ilk when they ignore similar requests for privacy.