Thing is, Democrats should run on taking guns away. They’re just afraid of being shot on the podium.

How do you attend that conference and not take it as a huge hit to your morale? How many times have ‘the Democrats’ actually taken your guns from you? None. Now, how many times has the NRA take your guns from you? Looks like the NRA’s holding the lead here, pal.

Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. The NRA should simply tell the secret service to ban people, not guns, from the hall. Problem solved.

Bo Burnham hit it pretty well in his last special.. “Can anyone, just for like five minutes, possibly, just... shut the f*ck up.”

It’s too bad that people like Peterson don’t fucking bother to stop and think about what the actual point/meaning/usefulness of sharing their opinion on something as subjective as beauty actually is. I, personally, prefer thick over thin, but “Who the fuck cares about my opinion?” is exactly what I ask myself before …

It’s so bizarre that people are this threatened by the idea that beauty comes in all flavors.  If you’re not personally interested, move along!  No one is coming to your house to force you to love a certain way, except for conservatives.  What a boring world we would live in if everyone enjoyed exactly the same thing.

Not this.

Oh, Dr. Mark Greene’s death on ER.  Still breaks my heart too.

The DNC is just handing us over to these religious zealots on a silver platter. The filibuster is an imaginary construct that is not even in the Constitution. If you say it is nuked, it is nuked. The Dems need to just play hardball, because rest assured, the Republicans will shred the filibuster immediately when it…

He’s a gross fucking pig and even if he was acquitted, he lost all his restaurants and his reputation, so that’s something.

I’m a stay at home dad with a 5 month old who was exclusively breastfed, but my wife got a promotion recently and her new position doesn’t allow her enough time to pump (also my son is a giant who is the size of an average 12 month old and an appetite more than twice what’s normal for his age, so pumping alone…

Honestly, I’m just glad that this has finally made the news - I have been traveling from CVS to Walgreens to Target to every grocery store within a ten mile radius in search of my son’s formula since LAST SUMMER. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve burst into tears in random drugstores on minimal sleep, so frustrated…

It would be great if they could get her to do a UK detective show. Something as good as when Gillian Anderson did The Fall or when Helen Mirren did Prime Suspect

These folks are scared by a little chalk on a public sidewalk, and peaceful protestors outside their homes? They should spend an hour inside an abortion clinic and see what staff and patients go through at the hands of aggressive, angry, virulent mobs of pro-forced-birth crazies.

Sheesh, what a snowflake.

Out of all the stories with the State Opening of Parliament, whether it be the failure to ban conversion therapy, to help out the poorest being crippled by out of control inflation and energy bills, or the attempt to deport asylum seekers to Rwandi they go for the Queen being stood in for by Charlie boy and still…

All I can say is I’m happy she’s just doing whatever the hell she wants. Whether it’s good, bad, a cry for help, whatever people are guessing...it’s not for me to decide. The girl is living, so let her live.

I will always love Minnie Driver. She came to my city for a local cancer org’s fundraiser, and my dad happened to be in the hospital at the time being treated for pancreatic cancer (he unfortunately passed away nine years ago this month). She took the time to visit with a ton of patients, including my dad, without PR…

I am a full grown adult and if one of my parents announced that to me over the phone I would also be upset, even if I had the emotional capacity to process it afterward.

Yeah, I’d be fucking mad too if my mom FaceTimed me, a 9-year-old child, from a dinner with her boyfriend’s kids, which I wasn’t invited to, and told that those kids are about to be my stepsiblings. What the actual fuck, who announces an engagement over FaceTime to their minor children who live with them?!