But you promote them every week…

But you promote them every week…

You sound like you have some intense psychological issues and I hope you never recover from them.

You sound like you have some intense psychological issues and I hope you never recover from them.

Yeah but Terry Pratchett isn't some fan, he's an internationally renowned, bestselling writer. That's what the fan in fan fiction means. JUST a fan. Entertainment journalism is closer to fan fiction than what Pratchett did.

Yeah but Terry Pratchett isn't some fan, he's an internationally renowned, bestselling writer. That's what the fan in fan fiction means. JUST a fan. Entertainment journalism is closer to fan fiction than what Pratchett did.

Jews control the banks, Jewfish control the riverbanks. DO I HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING OUT FOR YOU PEOPLE????!!!

Jews control the banks, Jewfish control the riverbanks. DO I HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING OUT FOR YOU PEOPLE????!!!

tl;dr I have very few friends and fantasize about a life with these people

tl;dr I have very few friends and fantasize about a life with these people

I find the whole thing extremely condescending, which means I'm beginning to feel like I don't/wouldn't like Peretti as a person, but I do find it very funny and interesting. So… hmm.

I find the whole thing extremely condescending, which means I'm beginning to feel like I don't/wouldn't like Peretti as a person, but I do find it very funny and interesting. So… hmm.

I don't get Jen Kirkman. She seems like she never grew up or something. And I'm only 25. This shouldn't be happening.

I don't get Jen Kirkman. She seems like she never grew up or something. And I'm only 25. This shouldn't be happening.

You're gonna get some drop-off.

You're gonna get some drop-off.

Seriously, why doesn't Alec Baldwin - I mean it's Alec Baldwin for goodness' sake! - get a better phone? Surely he can afford one? Gosh, so annoying.

Seriously, why doesn't Alec Baldwin - I mean it's Alec Baldwin for goodness' sake! - get a better phone? Surely he can afford one? Gosh, so annoying.

I read this, then I scrolled back up, then I laughed out loud.

I read this, then I scrolled back up, then I laughed out loud.