"No man would put his penis anywhere near her vagina."

this freakishly tall, lanky goggle-eyed monster?

For the record, I'd have given it a C-. Not one funny joke.

Not one thread about
Charisma Carpenter's giant saline boobies?

A-?
I feel like I've been taking crazy pills!

C+
Are you fucking kidding? This was pure, unrestrained, gorgeous, amazing entertainment. A+ all the way.

"Irregardless, since the worlds going to end in on December 21, 2012 anyway. THATS HOW SMART I AM!"

Lizzy Caplan's hair in this show is fucking retardedly shit. Everything else about her is awesome. The End.

"1750 Noel talks about thinking about the finale, and how in subsequent days he has been thinking about the entire arc of the show in light of the finale, and says he is becoming more impressed with both."

"Like even if you make a really tight beat out of a curtis mayfield song it's not going to be as good as curtis mayfield, you know?"

Slater is old and mannish. Britta is like a blonde squirrel. Annie… oh Annie.

the Never Seen LOST blog
summed it up pretty well:

They originally developed this concept about 7 years ago. So yeah, Paul Rudd would have made more sense/fit the same character Henry is in the realised PD.

I'd let Katee hoff my sack. I'd let… uh.. Plimp…marth…. ton.

Casablanca is overrated. I enjoyed the dialogue as delivered by Bogey but the film as a whole… couldn't get into it. See /Filmcast's discussion on it for reasons/justifications (http://slashfilm.com/filmca….

Group therapy, you are streets behind.

A puppy could write better than this. It's the overly florid, self-conscious writing of someone who has never had a good journalism teacher/tutor.

I think you meant 'Dunham rocked the fedora… and my loins."

Sci-Noir? Noir-fi? I want to get the word 'punk' out of there if possible.

SCHHHHHH-AAAAAAHHHH-MITT-EHHHHHHHHH!