In his defence, if I could get Kate Upton and Alison Brie to be in my movie I'd do so like a shot.

"When you watch Die Hard now, don't you find yourself on some level rooting for Gruber?"

If only there were more moments like Nate punching Dan out.

"Twin Peaks" and "Pretty Little Liars" would like a word with you.

Directed "Fun Size" for Nickelodeon. Which worked out well for no one involved.

"Also Conor Paolo is a terrible actor. He was bad on this and bad on Revenge (another show I stopped watching midway through)."

Maybe because LIvely knew better than to say yes to "That's My Boy"? Also unconvinced about her being bland after her "Saturday Night Live" appearance.

"But some years have passed and now it seems that Lively's isn't working that much."

Yes, but who'll replace Jerry Orbach and Cynthia Rhodes?

In the UK they're all on Murdoch-owned Sky (and they'll be joined by "Legends Of Tomorrow" next year).

Jessica Chastain is too hot to be acceptable as anything icy. Then again, so is Emily Blunt. Then again, so is Elsa.

Loads of cash to be made, plus female-centric action roles, plus their CVs include being a garden gnome and an Italian jaguar respectively…

Charlize Theron has a long history of senseless script choices (exhibit one: "Reindeer Games").

Jessica Chastain in action mode more than makes up for Emily Blunt's silly oh-ver-eh-nun-see-ay-shun throughout that trailer. (I hope comparisons to "Frozen" die down when people remember Elsa was not a villain.)

Meanwhile, Tommy and Co. had TWO other movies before them, remember?

At least it's unlikely to be swamped by one show's characters the way "Rugrats Go Wild" had too much Rugrats and not enough Thornberrys.

Possibly lucky for her, but unfortunately for those of us in the UK who watched the show, the episode where Rayanne was handcuffed to a bed was never shown on British TV (the show ran Wednesdays at 6pm, so it was too early for that kind of thing - think UK TV's that liberal? I still remember seeing "Suburgatory"…

"Most of the songs on the accompanying CD are more souvenirs of late-stage superhero soundtracking than of Spider-Man 3 in particular."

Pah! The Matthew Carnahan Circus Products logo ("House Of Lie$") with the creepy clown playing a violin, Michael Moore's Dog Eat Dog (with the cute tiny dog eating a huge growling one with one gulp), the Fragical Pictures logo on "Moral Orel" with the little girl in a wheelchair saying "Hello goodbye" and the…

Screw the songs on that, when's the McCreary stuff coming out?