or by 2500 Venus would be terraformed and populated with dinosaurs created from DNA found in a mosquito preserved in amber

Ahh yes the meat planet. Can’t wait to stand on top of Mount Sustenance.

Stream of consciousness first thought was, “next Cadillac SUV”. #amiright

Just to annoy Jason:

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Nothing good comes from that kind of hair!

they make a small SUV that looks better than the offerings from lexus or mercedes... The exterior attractiveness is on level with Audi but without the reliability issues.

Juke is great looking.

I like the Flex!

So awesomely 90’s.

While the big fish mouth still isn’t very pretty (for US markets, doesn’t there have to be a big front bumper visible?), this car looks infinitely better with some decent color options than that sickly yellow:

I can’t wait for 240p car interiors.

I’ll be honest here, I really like the Reatta.

Previous owner pictured here.

There has got to be a way to make a “Pope bubble” add on for the Nissan Pulsar Sportbak:

I would have liked this car in the 90’s... because that’s what it looks like: A car from the 90’s.

Had you not heard? He has melted. He is now Water-T

^This. It’s either a ripoff of all of them, or a ripoff of none of them. It’s just fairly anonymous in a sea of anonymous small SUVs. Maybe it takes more styling cues from the Audi than others, but whatever it’s stealing from Audi is such “generic SUV” that it’s not blatantly specific.

This looks barely like a Q5, if they’re ripping anyone off, it’s Buick.