Picture this scene: William Shatner at home, suspended in his plexiglass pleasure-pod. He's finishing the last of his tiger steak, and is getting a little drunk on Skrot, a fermented spider's milk liquor from Tibet. He has an idea. His fundamental essence, as a motor vehicle. It's a trike, it's a V8, it's a steel…
Velour.
Needs to be a liftback. Not interested in a useless Miata coupe with a postage stamp trunk. Can already get a hardcap if that's what you want.
Grab a red crayon and draw them a picture of a happy family in a wagon with a big engine sticking out of the front and tire smoke in the back. Add in the word "vroom" all around it and bring it into the GM board room. Definitely try to incorporate the word "dynamic" in your presentation, the marketing people will eat…
Because it's DA BES?
But how will they know it's a Honda?!
Well I can't believe it but.. Ferrari brought the tailfins back!
Who is Mike and why did you drop him? What did he ever to do you?
Nissan EXA
I expected a one-word clickthrough article, so I was a bit disappointed with the extensive depth, actually.
This looks better than the last sequel I saw to The Matrix.
Ahhh, the new VALT
So why the fuck would they show it to us If they aren't going to give it to us?! I know it's an auto show but still this is a tease. On the other hand though they are in the business to make money and maybe 30 people ( all jalopnik people) would buy it.
I looked in my 7th grader's geometry book and that's a trapezircle.
You know, I see a lot of hate directed at the tC, and I could understand it when it first came out; it was supposed to be Scion's sports car and it was a far cry from that. But on it's own, it really doesn't seem like a bad car, especially the current gen. I mean, how many other actual 3-door hatchbacks are left? …
