You know son, there's another drug you can get high on. It's called, "responsibility".

Oh the irony...

I don't know guys.. I kinda like Kirk's writing... I would like to see more articles from him...

Stephen and Tina would love you for it.

There's plenty of games that are designed so an adult can play them while a child watches, like Botanicula, which is entirely told with images and the puzzles are somewhat challenging to solve while even a three year old can understand what is happening on screen.

How much did Sony pay you for this article?

It's like three times the disappointment in one convenient package.

BBQ sauce has mustard in it...

It could be various chapters combining can't-lose licenses along with various writers:

...and you're still here.

You're the commentator Kotaku deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt you. Because you're not our commentator, you're our verbal guardian. A watchful correspondent. A dork knight.

The exact opposite. I don't think anyone has the right to take another person's life. No matter what. And yes, I'm including situations in which it would stop a person from taking another person's life.

Because you're so depressed all the time?

Well, since this is out in the wild, I'd like to introduce all of you to the newest member of our family.

heh. I imagine Owen Good saying "You're god damn right."

They're almost as objective as I am!

And... Kotaku has crashed it. ha.

It isn't. That's why it only happens in video games.

You are going to The Last Guardian before KotoR 3.