...and you're still here.

You're the commentator Kotaku deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt you. Because you're not our commentator, you're our verbal guardian. A watchful correspondent. A dork knight.

The exact opposite. I don't think anyone has the right to take another person's life. No matter what. And yes, I'm including situations in which it would stop a person from taking another person's life.

Because you're so depressed all the time?

Well, since this is out in the wild, I'd like to introduce all of you to the newest member of our family.

heh. I imagine Owen Good saying "You're god damn right."

They're almost as objective as I am!

And... Kotaku has crashed it. ha.

It isn't. That's why it only happens in video games.

You are going to The Last Guardian before KotoR 3.

Here is a link to the full quality, unfiltered gif if you'd like. :)

For you, sir...

WHILE OTHERS LAID BACK AND RELAXED OVER THE HOLIDAYS,

+1 for the Holmes gif

*removes death quotes*

HAH!