Dyou see how Nook looked back at the letter like that? I'm calling it now: Nook is a secret character in it.

Almost had it, guys!

Giving Samus a sub-prime mortgage, collapsing the Smashconomy.

At least hair can be cut or grown back, even styled differently.

I have a feeling a certain Canadian web slinger will be trolling this story very soon.

The Return of the King:

hopefully!

Because you can play exclusive games on other platforms

The Xbox One has made me very upset. I remember the night of the conference... I couldn't sleep that night, I was ranting in my mind. They fucked it up, and now they're confusing people and fucking themselves even more!

So these kids, with their X Box Ones, and their PS4s, and their WiiU, they don't know what the jazz is all about?

I'm gonna see you live in one week. I hope you bring you A game, lest we play buck-buck on your car!

The classic from last years E3.

Awesome!

If a woman was the lead in this, it would have been buried and never have seen the light of day after E3.

This statistic explains so much. Women, take it from men, masturbate more and life's a whole lot easier.

Ugh, I hope not

The family one is such bullshit. My family is gigantic. Like about 6 billion people. How am I supposed to choose which 10 to share it with?