DMC= Da McLaren Company

Utes today....

I’ll let the other fan know...

He's a soccer player. What would he need his hand for?

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I mean right? I know the Gawker sites need to generate traffic suddenly, but this is kind of bullshit.

Well, for one, STEM is actually useful.

Yes, the bat hit the ump.

If anything Mitch should be described as Corey’s husband, since the Bears don’t do anything worthwhile these days.

it still can’t beat Poyopoyo

I’ll admit, I wouldn’t like to exist solely on that stuff...but you gotta admit, it’s not bad from time to time.

Locals stunned.

Someone who REALLY wants to get a picture of Beyoncé next to a Pokemon.

I don’t care too much about either Beyoncé or Pokemon.

At least she was honest.

Calling it, someone will develop a rubber ball case that houses the phone safely, but you can chuck it like a pokeball.

A friend used to work for the fire department in Escondido, CA writing disaster plans. Whenever we asked if we could see their disaster plans, the Mexican guys on our staff would joke “No.” “Why not?” “Because it’s Escondido!”

Tracer looks like Nigel Thornberry.

Make America Nut Again

Kremlin Dusk from Exodus is a good track though.