“Primarily known for his slacker anthem, ‘Loser’...”

“Born some place...apparently had a fondness for the banjo.”

“Born in England in the 1940s”

Hank Yankers.

Not the Hank I was expecting.

“Originally entitled Straight Man, the show’s title was changed after the writing team decided Odenkirk’s character would be incredibly gay.”

“Better Thank Hank”

Right up there with dick size shaming is the circumcision issue. It’s apparently totally fine to talk and joke about how gross and unacceptable an uncut member is (in the US at least). 

At the same time, its popularity is utterly depressing:

AND, at least for now, we support you spending your capital on assimilatory beauty practices, because systemic collective issues are rarely if ever solved by individual action.

Octobussy

Lucien Laviscount? Barbara Broccoli? What is this, a knock-off Harry Potter?

TikToktopussy

You Only Live... Nice.

More stars over here!
also
The Avocado Toast Is Not Enough

You’re never going to convince me that there’s a real person named “Lucius Laviscount.” That’s clearly a villain from a Gothic horror novel (“Lucius the Viscount”? really??).

I mean, just make another Man from U.N.C.L.E. at that point. (And recast the cannibal.)

Yeah, I’m sad we never got that sequel to The Man From U.N.C.L.E., too.

There can b only one:

I was very surprised they didn’t at least link that article, given that it’s easily one of the best pieces of writing ever published on the site.