And I said “What about ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’?”

“Hey, it’s-a me, a-Mario. I believe-a woman can also break-a the brick-a ceiling with-a her head.”  said updated Mario.

Just have Matt Berry dub him and call it a day.

I suppose its possible that one day far into the future, our grandchildren might ask us, “How did the world come back from the brink of destruction?” And we will respond, “Everyone realized that as much as we all hated each other, if we didn’t band together as one people to stop Ezra Miller, we’d never be able to live…

They should bring back Sean Bean.

I can see Miller all hopped up on meth, caked with five days of makeup and blood, monologuing in front of a mirror waving their various weapons around for effect. What could possibly go wrong.

This is what happens when Michael Dorn is your sponsor.

The snark is really strained in this one.

Sure, give Jon Snow a spinoff, but have it set in 1960s San Francisco and he solves crimes with a talking motorcycle.

I’ve got the AVC Newswire for Barbarian open in another tab, and nowhere there does it inform us that Bill Skarsgard or Justin Long are white. Probably because there’s no need to do so.

I don’t know about you, but I’m not hanging around this truckstop parking lot for nothing. 

Well now he’s only worth $399,500,000 and he’s still a free man so let’s not go sucking each other off just yet.

Ah, the classic inter-Marvel rivalry.

She was so great on SNL. The dog song, the salad song, the meats ladies and apple pickers with Kate McKinnon, her sexy dream with Oscar Isaac, the list goes on and on... And an under-the-radar Aidy Bryant highlight, in the sketch where the two brothers get sprayed with a hose when they misbehave, as she struggles not…

Are they going to give me Ke Huy Quan reprising his role as Short Round and having the chance to point out how messed up everything that happened to him while with Indy was? 

I dunno, if Indiana Jones doesn’t fuck Han Solo, I don’t think it’s going to be delivering everything everybody wants

causing a disturbance, including banging on the doors of the offices of Republicans

Yes, that was truly an insurrection for the ages, not like that mostly-peaceful, entirely approved January 6th protest and sing-along.

More of a Movement.