I’ve self-pubbed a couple of novels. It’s easy-peasy!
Didn’t have to ask permission or whine about ‘access’ or ‘free speech’ or shit like that.
I’ve self-pubbed a couple of novels. It’s easy-peasy!
Didn’t have to ask permission or whine about ‘access’ or ‘free speech’ or shit like that.
“The underpaid young writers cranking out the books I slap my name on are increasingly foreign to me and it’s making the facade harder and harder to maintain.”
Yes, Woody has a right to tell his story, and no one took that right away. He does not have a right to it being published by a major publisher.
FUCKING GOLD - FUCKING SOLD.
Yeah, the take of "all racism is bad but that racism didn't seem all THAT bad" isa strange one to be sure.
When will you people finally realize that there are no bad ideas, just bad execution? The Cobra Kai guys are the princes of “That sounds like a bad idea” and it turning out to be entertaining far, far, far beyond it had any right to be. The KINGS of this are Lord and Miller. 21 Jump Street. Lego Movie. Animated…
Also the steel-drum-and-synth score is the bomb
“I lied.”
The Duke Nukem movie has already been made. It’s called Commando, and it’s a wildly entertaining movie. John Matrix’s body count is insane, just hundreds of dudes in a day. He can carry whole trees on his shoulder, jump out of planes into 6 inches of water, and eat green berets for breakfast.
It’s also the title of my beat poetry routine
Baron Zemo needs his gold tiara when he leads the Thunderbolts. He looks incomplete without it.
C’mon Sam... just, really? Suicide Squad were prisoners that Waller used to go on suicide missions. Thunderbolts were Baron Zemo’s Masters of Evil in different costumes posing as superheroes in order to gain power and control. The closest they came to being like a suicide squad was during Civil War I when they were…
I took his advice on how to screw over the McDonald brothers and now I have to close thousands of restaurants in Russia. Damn you Keats!
Okay, but I’ll have to get it out of the fridge first.
Bite your foreign tongue!
I took his advice on how to banish the living out of my haunted house and nearly got eaten by a sand worm. Never again!
Staniston
I took Michael Keaton’s advice about running a prostitution scheme out of a morgue and it led to a long prison sentence. Never again
Jennifer Aniston,
Sebastian Stan,
un film de Kevin Smith...
Set it in Jersey City you cowards