Heynong man,

“Nice preachin’, son. What’s your name?”

Fakeplasticflowers, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is... off-putting.

I did it: I became the change I want to see in the world.

by making one of its characters (Jung Ho-Yeon, played by Kang Sae-Byeok)

Are you sure? It’s going to be eight hours long, and it’ll be hard to tell if you came in late, or they started in the middle of a song.

You gotta stop doing that, FreshFromRikers, you’re in too deep.

“Free Beer” would definitely be a name that brings in the crowds.

Actually, I believe he prefers that it be referred to as “Dwayne’s ‘Little Rock’ Johnson.”

“Spare the rod, spoil the (nonwhite) child,” - Book of Megyn’s Proverbs.

#notmysanta

And Christmas Kebab sounds like a lovely alliterative tradition to instill.

A fiddler crab on the roof? Sounds crazy, no? But, here in our little Christmas village, you might say we’re all a fiddler crab on the roof!

It’s a perfect time to start expanding our collective minds about what form a Santa can take. Kids need to learn that Santa be anything besides an older and paunchy white man. Even if Megyn Kelly says otherwise.

She seems cool, but she is not “boss.”

SPerry Me the Details

That formula could use a ±

Ay-yup.

Love me some fertile crescent.