Happy birthday to Robert Kraft, who will be spending his 80th at an undisclosed Florida strip mall location.

The University of Copenhagen contends an alternate theory of a Danish-shaped universe.

I liked it better when this was just a Tim & Eric sketch that I hallucinated.

Good point - we don’t want any monocles popping out on our accounts!

Wai tit?

Don’t be so quick to cross that one off...

There’s always Escape from New York.

“I had no idea that people would be that up in arms about a bunny not having boobs.”

It bares repeating that careful spelling is important.

“Apology accepted.” - T.H. White, while wiping his brow and making a *phew* sound.

So that explains the sex grill episode!

Eet’s an eection-comedy dream team!

“an online magazine for people who think a semicolon makes the nonsense on either side of it respectable”

That’s one hell of a lot of wooden crates they’ll have to budget for.

Anyway, how is your Sex/Life?

How ironic!

That’s Hollywood and its unrealistic expectations again...

What happened to a good-old-fashioned off-screen vomiting?

It snout as if he couldn’t afford one, though.

The last 500+ years of history have given us plenty of evidence for that!