Godot

4/28/21

I’ve heard that cost-of-living expenses are high over there on that tiny Volcano island filled with Elvish people. Per capita GDP does make it seem like it’s a prosperous nation, though:

4/27/21

In this episode, Fred and Barney protest the removal of the statue honoring Confederrock Generals in the Bedrock town square.

4/27/21

“Sugar-free pink lemonade.”

4/27/21

And “Rose Byrne in a leotard” is just a euphemism for a one-eyed monk.

4/27/21

Billie Eilish and her productive quar, sine qua non, quod erat demonstrandum.

4/27/21

I was hoping that we could get Creed and my son, Mu D’vayne, together for a playdate.

4/27/21

Where everybody knows your name!

4/26/21

That’s enough evidence for me to say he’s complicit!

4/25/21

If anyone would like an anime recommendation for competence porn, I’d recommend the mid 90's anime Master Keaton, which is available in both ub and dub form on YouTube (at least, last time I checked).

4/22/21

What is this - Portland, Oregon?!

4/22/21

Few non-historians realize that one of the reasons that Christianity replaced the old pagan gods as the dominant religion is the fact that late-stage Zeus was demanding increasingly larger and larger venues for him and his band to perform. And if the seats weren’t packed and worshipers dutifully ecstatic by the…

4/22/21

Limp, flaccid, shrimpy, wormy, spiritless, unnecessarily moisture-pocketed, effortlessly antagonizing, ever-stumbling and retreating...

4/22/21

Just don’t say that when you’re holding that monkey’s paw!

4/21/21

Have you gotten a feel for the general consensus of Collins in Maine? I remember her voters in 2020 being primarily based around everywhere but the Portland area.

4/21/21

It certainly does. Who among us can’t recall a time when we were relaxing in an open field or in the desert when, all of a sudden, some random person swoops down, disengages with their parachute, and starts sprinting towards you with a syringe in their hand?

4/21/21

I guess it takes a village of unpaid proofreaders to raise an article.

4/21/21

I want the artwork for this on a Carl’s Jr. extra large soda cup yesterday!

4/20/21

“As for You and Cobra Kai, their respective journeys back to Netflix haven’t been quite so dramatic, though this will be the...”

4/18/21

Step 1. Ask them, “Are you trying to gaslight me?”

4/16/21

Have you ever seen him want the punani?