M. Night Shyamalan’s The Jabbening.

Liberals claim to love diversity, but when I include notes from every key in my song, you mock me. Curious.

You sometimes wish that health officials could speak a little more freely and off-the-cuff when you hear things like, “We wish her well, but some of the solutions she’s recommending are really not the solutions we’d recommend in the NHS,”and just know that he wants to blurt out, “What?! No. No no no.…

Thank you so much for this article and making me aware of this. My girlfriend and I are going to be taking our first vacation since the pandemic started. She stopped drinking last year (six months plus sober!) and we’ve been looking at various non-alcoholic substitutes to try. Kombucha and seltzers have been doing…

As the hospital administrator, I’m telling you that you’re out of line!

No one walks out on Brett Ratner and lives!

Racist spousal-abusing assholes with substance issues? In Sacramento? Pshaw, the very idea!

You’re veering perilously close to a Sandra Bernhard one-liner.

Samesies. Now I’m getting Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace feelings.

There’s a point at which a large Edwardian house festooned with stuffed animals goes from “haunted with spirits who inhabit their inhuman bodies” and more “there’s a good chance this hotel is owned and managed by the Muppets.”

Christhefner Plummer.

It’s amazing to think that this came out in 1986! I thought that that was just an artistic choice.

Thank you! Oh man, that was really bugging me. This trailer really gave me those vibes.

You never what what might happen if he left her unescorted on a flight. What if someone calls her ugly and there’s no one around to immediately begin sucking up to him?

I’m trying to remember the name of a T.V. show (or maybe it was just a comedy sketch) where the interior is a family comedy, but every time the main character goes outside, it turns into a gritty crime drama. Does this ring a bell for anyone?

Easily the most charismatic and scene-commanding presence in Demolition Man.

“Where is Bucky? And what has he HAD?”

I guess Pascal’s wager...

“Well, I’ll need a second opinion!”