To quote Wanda Sykes, “It’s proud to be able to say that, ‘The first Black president.’ That’s unless you screw up. And then it’s gonna be, ‘What’s up with the half-white guy, huh?’”

Mulaney’s hair makes him look like that this Timothy Chalamet sonofabitch.

“We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the bikini–industrial complex.”

I’m a gay black man on one half of my body, but a straight white man on the other half. It’s like that episode of classic Star Trek, only even more asinine.

Often in the same room!

Even easier: dip the masked portion of your face into your beer and slowly suck on the fabric as if you were a lost desert explorer trying to wring every last drop of sweat from your turban into your parched mouth.

Hanthor *shakes fingers*

Blade! Ready to deny?

Haunted by the g-g-g-g-ghosts of g-g-g-g-g-G-Units past.

It was my fault for being seated in the smoking shellfish area!

That was fun to watch. I could practically smell the stale cigarette air and room-temperature crab oozing out of every image.

I guess Craigslist killers kind of stand out as early-adopters of the service, when you describe it like that.

Looks like Quibi’s fifteen minutes...

I remember watching it years ago when I was at a similar place in life and slightly younger than the characters. It was familiar, it was comforting, and I had the barest connections to the pretty people with their big abodes. Now that I think about it, though, I realize that I’ve never returned back to rewatching it…

And now I know.

Look on the bright side: it probably would have hurt more if she’d been a jade giantess!

“‘Dear Sarah Jeffery, I honestly had no idea who you were til you tweeted [...] I have been too busy fighting monsters & fighting for a massive cultural reset to notice who is in the reboot.’”

That’s something that can be said about Mormonism and their closely-related friends, the Seventh-Day Adventists. They have these similar tenets based around strict diets, with the avoidance of tobacco, alcohol, sugars, and fatty meats, and that emphasize outdoor activities and community involvement, all those things…

Sex Cauldron? I though they closed that place down!

I’ve always wished that someone would give more attention to the story of Queen Zenobia of Palmyria.