“So, I’m thinking she’s naked for the cover.”

With the cop-drama spinoff, Bi the Book.

“Hey mouse, say cheese!” With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an Acti-

They really are.

They really are.

Tax jokes? But, then our comedians would go bankrupt!

Gross, when it should be net.

That’s a good... *counts on fingers* 14% of the show!

“I have never knowingly pursued any underage women at any point”

Here we go again!

So good.

A little movie called Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day.

“Can one movie nudge a young person into violence and anarchy? A bad movie can’t.”

I first learned what it meant to read something purely out of anger when my dad would leave used copies of the L.A. Times on the kitchen table and Jonah Goldberg’s columns were printed in them.

Stay safe, Calebros.

Ever the style icon, she’s single-handedly bringing JNCO’s back!

According to Urban Dictionary, a dirty john is the act of “After having sex, pulling out, being too lazy to go to the bathroom, and peeing in the condom. Some say that this causes the condom to full up like a water balloon?”

Elizabeth Warren seems like she is a much better nuts-and-bolts person than Biden when it comes to policy.

Water shame. And at such a ripe young age, too.

I’ve had it up to six ways to Sunday with you!

But in a saucer on a checkered tablecloth.