“20 Songs Your Slutty 90's Kids Didn’t Know Were Covers”

CPS needs to immediately separate this innocent baby from Deviant Art.

While it may not fix any medical conditions, if the guy can work out his pelvic floor muscles (similar to the way women can strengthen their kegel muscles), then the result can be stronger and longer-lasting erections.

Ooh, I hear you, girl.

The Navy Seal?

“Enter church the back way” sounds like a euphemism for the old idea of, “I’m still a virgin if it’s not in my vagina.”

Checkmate, liberals!

Tattoo people, what made you get a tattoo?

Indeed. Who? Who?

“She’s a witch!”

For stuffed-up noses and sore throats, I’ve found that nasal irrigation works really well. Doesn’t cure anything, but it really helps to flush out a lot of gunk and relieve the discomfort for a while. Plus, you can do it multiple times a day.

Which Biden likes to touch a bunch!

Heterosexual horndog is a bit of an acting stretch for the Travolta.

How many innocent juggalos have been turned away? Where is their champion?

I’ll direct you to one Mister Nathan Fillion, AKA The Rookie.

They’ll have to be extra vigilant to make sure that there’s no Whiskey in the Jar.

Lauren “Marma” Duca.

‘Cause everytime we fist, I get this feeling

Especially near the urinals!