If Casey Affleck doesn’t scoop him for the role first.

For the right price, I’ll do it in Coleslaw...

Ugghh, that was a cheap rabbit punch-line.

“I have reservations about the swag-quotient on display by Mr. Sulu!”

That’s ex-Mrs. Stiller to you!

I don’t know, I think it Colby good to hear some more.

Yup, a talking cat.

Strangest, most long-overdue three-way.

Because for $118.00, your butt can look fantastic.

“Jussie Smollett... welcome to the Resistance.”

A small goal I now have for the week is to use “Bucket-pissing goon” correctly in a sentence. That’s a good phrase to incorporate into my lexicon.

Now, now, don’t be crass.

Labias are so in this year. Except when they’re out.

Don’t wake my friend. He’s a little horse.

Got any cheese?

I’ve wondered about that. As a cis-dude, I’d never try and say that I understand the trans experience outside of what I’ve learned or been told by people who’ve actually lived it. But, I had gynecomastia (although I guess I still have it, since while my chest did reduce as I left puberty, it’s still softer than the…

I wish I was hanging out with The Roots right now.

Let’s not stereotype Hobbits as criminals, just because two of the most famous ones are Manson and Bilbo Baggins.

I’m sorry, have I done something terrible to you in the past that would cause to show me that?

Statistics alone, I’d imagine, mean that in a country of over 200 million people celebrating and drinking, someone’s gonna get peed on.