I don’t know if underage sex tourism counts as fighting for your country, Roy.

Nowadays, kids have more human-related terrors that keep them up at night. Used to be all you had to do was not go into the basement or go to any summer camps. Things change.

Is it the silent T in Margot?

I swear I read this as he spent his money on Washington Generals tickets.

And that guy in the picture? Oh, brother, let me tell you a tale...

Lawrence, my dear boy.

Joeys Low-renze.

I’m seeing double!

But, he said that Chinese food was weeks old!

And you never once paid for drugs!

Even on Christmas?

Meet the new old pope, same as the old young pope.

That’s why you pray that Tim Curry’s charisma is never used for evil purposes.

“You and your civil rights are filthy, filthy, filthy!”

Surely, some LGBTQ person is getting off on the idea of nine elderly people judging their existence as worthy or not.

Or truth to butt-chugging?

When pressed for his reaction, Paul Rudd simply smiled coyly with a twinkle in his eyes, causing the assembled press to giggle and blush.

Or had Mr. Fantastic-like powers that were never remarked upon in the movie.

I remember reading an article about how loud music or fast tempo music encourages people to eat quicker. Maybe the idea is that loud and fast music encourages more drinking, hence spending more?

Beef Boys and Babe Battle Bloated, Bitter Bugs.