The Boondocks predicted this! Kinda.

Well, I like to dream.

This was no magic carpet ride, I can tell you that.

NO INCEST

About the same as a swastika that a middle-schooler drew in his private notebook. Certainly worrying, but at least he’s not spreading it on the Internet... yet.

“Literal Hitler” is way worse than Metaphorical Hitler. Even worse than Allegorical Hitler.

The old tease and please!

Oh, you laugh at anything you come across, gnome-matter what.

Shouldn’t that be, “Anti-Obamacare ads saying that insured women will be sexually carefree are slut-shaming”?

How are you ever going to grow into a tomman?

Among all the others that are already Under Siege, too.

Inexplicably the hardest-working man on T.V.

Teehee, “came.”

Slate.com

A lot of young boys immediately demanded to be neutered after seeing that movie, as I recall.

Ah, ah, ah! “I would have brought my own knife!”

I feel like that baby was just responding to the same thing that Betty Friedan also picked up: the frustrations of married women. Friedan, though, never gave the warm, fulfilling glow of a Marlboro cigarette its chance in the women’s movement.

It failed the paper bag test, which is Frank Miller’s test to see if a comic is thin enough to roll into a brown paper bag that he takes swigs from.

You can take this cryptocurrency to the bank... To the blood bank!

Yeah, they’re also called “men.” Am I right, ladies?