This is what kills me. GO MITCH MCCONNELL. Everyone thought all that GOP obstruction, I mean Garland NEVER GOT A HEARING, would hurt them. It didn’t, it helped, they gained more seats. I say fuck it and say NO to everything.

I can only assume (hope?) they are backing him because they have bigger fish to fry in terms of the cabinet nominees (like they’ve made a deal that they’ll back him if so-and-so doesn’t back someone else?). This still feels like a betrayal, but there are worse cabinet picks, imo.

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.

Slightly OT, but I think A LOT of people didn’t know about John Lewis until Trump, and that’s an affront against our government and our history as a country.

“...you can’t support the troops and be for national health care; that’s illegal in this country.”

It is ABSOLUTELY STUNNING how she is able to do this. Goebbels must be looking at this and saying “GURL, I can’t touch you. You on a whole new level.”

Ah, but that name is part of her “down-home” appeal. I didn’t understand Conway’s draw until I saw some hick-ish acquaintances from my Midwestern past praising her on Facebook for being such a class act in the face of constant persecution from disgusting liberals.

Just like Jack Donaghy once said, “You know how the media are. They wait for a mistake and that’s all you are. It happened to Hitler. No one ever talks about his paintings”

I had a boss that did this to me (and everyone else that wasn’t her acolyte) and it drove me right to the damn edge of my sanity. When I left, after years, it was so freeing. This election has been like deja vu.

For the 100th time, I never “mocked” a disabled reporter (would never do that) but simply showed him “groveling“...

But she’s not! What I find so crazy-making is that not one interviewer has stopped her cold and told her to answer the fucking question or address the fucking issue.

Not to mention that the Chicago Police were saying “Well this is just a case of kids being dumb to maybe we should chill out a little bit before we rush to judgement” and white people flipped the fuck out.

Even as my stomach turns every time she twists, I have to admit that she has amazing agility while hefting two buckets of BS. It’s actually kind of impressive.

Also, how Trumpsters are complaining about Hollywood types sticking their nose into politics... after electing a reality t.v. game show host President.

“concerned that somebody with a platform like Meryl Streep’s is inciting people’s worst instincts.”

Trump thinks Meryl Streep is “over-rated.” This comes from a man that gave us Scott Baio at the national convention.

They are just one of many shitty families we have in Colorado. If it’s not for the Denver metro area the voting demos here would be on par with Texas.

Try getting old. I am 58 and my new superpower is that I am invisible to men under 80 as well as to a surprising number of women.