I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

Aren’t all whites racist to some degree whether they know it or not?

Clearly his technique of standing flatfooted, in one place while telegraphing huge, looping hooks is going to do well against one of the most technical, defensive fighters in history.

What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

I think he has some form of dementia. If you compare interviews he’s done in the past his vocabulary was larger and there was way less word soup. There is something physically wrong with him. It doesn’t excuse his attitude toward women.

See, this kinda shit never would have happened in my family. We were raised right and always taught that if you never stand out or amount to shit, no one will expect you to help them out. Duh.

I heard this exact argument when Ray Allen and KG went to Boston.

I’m sorry, this take is nowhere near unreasonable enough for kinja. I demand you retract it and start your next comment with “ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND???”

And once again, this is why you can’t run the government like a business.

New Yorker just came in the mail.

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

Genetics

I’m going to show these videos to my kids and ask why they are not better sports babies.

to be fair, he never said his daughters friends were “hot”. he just clumsily skirted around directly saying that while heavily implying it.

Every single one of these cowards knew EXACTLY what Trump was when they endorsed him.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Which is what makes throwing her to the ground and kicking her totally acceptable.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.