A Buccaneer with a hand injury. VERY ORIGINAL CJ!

I’m shocked the guy with a mohawk, tank top, and hipster glasses didn’t try to step in.

Your lead actors are mostly charismatic humans playing wildly against type and trying to see who sucks the least at it

An NBA franchise adrift fell under the sway of the oldest siren song of the draft, running her hard-earned lottery pick aground as she reached for the “upside” shoals of a 7-foot EuroMantis. It’s a tragic tale as old as the Lottery herself.

Finally, a young man who has read the chart!

Eh, I'm not that surprised. Now if this had been a women's game, that would have been a real shocker.

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

I think you’re confusing baseball with football.

This was funnier that whatever that article was

Seriously. The god damned plane crashed into the mountain early on in this one.

He doesn’t figure Danica is a person, obviously.

“Largely” conducted by people? Is there a NASCAR-driving giraffe I don’t know about?

HOT TAKE AHEAD:

The same ones who burned their original LeBron jerseys, no doubt.

How many Cavs fans do you think went out and bought Dellavedova jerseys after Game 3? Dozens? Hundreds? Hahaha, fuckers.

The headline of this post marks the first time "Austin Rivers" and "accurate" have been mentioned in the same sentence all year.

Griffin: [tries to hug Rivers]

The only way that Mayweather fights him is if the ring is set up in a nightclub and Floyd truly thinks that GGG is a woman.