Holy motherfucker.

Ya. Only if she died a bloody death 2 mins in.

Whaaaaatttttt daaaaaa fuuuuuckkkk?!

I’ve been on gawker sites for too many years. I thought she sexually molested her elf on a shelf. Oh boy.

Her lawyer can afford it. After all the money she's paid him. Plus the tv time and exposure

Christmas miracle!

the thirst is real

but seriously, how perfect is that song for her?

Jermajesty is the BEST worst name ever.

this is SO common in kids adopted from Russian orphanages. Someone i knew was a live-in for an adopted boy from russia and the stories she told.. it’s quite sad.

damn. i read that as J.Lo and Affleck are getting back together and couldn’t be more excited. DAMN.

Can’t model for shit. I used to think its the easiest thing but girl, you neeed FACE for that and that’s something dr orian can't give you

Yoko Ono needs to go away. She's need to go away for a while.

Shy and a racist. That's all I know about her.

There's a lot of self loathing in that pic, Mary Kate.

I know he's a felon and currently serving time and all that jazz... But GODDAMN is he fine!

i also read that she provided all her female guests with hair and make-up. And no gifts, but donations to st. jude. how thoughtful!

this deserves an AMEN with hands up in the air.

i totally love how i can browse her wedding photos and hashtag in the same way i cyber stalk the weddings of (other) people i don’t know.