“Now what video game can I put my significant other into?”

Sonic has no room to talk, but I will overlook that because of this 10/10 shade.

If Sonic’s games were as good as his twitter account, they’d get nominated for Game of the Year every year.

What if the person you’re with now isn’t who they say they are? What if they were a horse in disguise all along?

Nothing confirms my happiness of being in love with a sandwich than eating said delicious sandwich. Man, this sandwich is delicious.

I’d tell you to show these to him, but judging how most people react to stuff like this he’d probably say something along the lines of “that’ll never happen to me” or “she’s not like that”.

Funny, because nothing confirms my happiness of being in a stable, healthy, long term relationship like Dr Nerdlove’s columns.

It’s pretty minor, but at that age it can be significant. 21 year old just out of college, still wants to ‘rage’ and party it up. 24/25 year old, over all that has a career and been working for a while, with different life priorities. No so much the age gap, but the mental gap I think.

24 and 21 is considered a concerning age gap to some people? Holy moly.