i feel like maybe the satire of my statement was lost to the text

i’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic to my sarcasm or not...

why the hell would we want to teach our kids who can read, the value of money!?!?!? WHY!?!!?!??!?!

red baron on the pc was where i got into inverted.

the problem is that sometimes life sucks. my shoulder killed my ability to game with a mouse. it just causes me pain and cramps if i’m using that mouse to twitch around the screen. my favourite genre is first person shooters against real people. you cannot gamepad against mousers. it’s just not possible. that one kill…

i feel you on the thumb pain issue. i’m having that with my ps4 gamepad right now due to nhl16. my left thumb has finally built up enough of a callous from pushing it in so much, but a month later it still hurts after a few hours of nhl along with a visible bruise. but no where near as painful as the first couple…

you’re so fucking adorable. you’re offended by swear words!!! SO FUCKING ADORABLE!!!!

i’m not outraged. i think you’re fucking adorable. stupid people are so fucking cute!!

do you get paid to be this fucking obtuse?

there is some talk of bringing seasons to the consoles though.

i won’t be paying 70 bucks. i’ll just buy the dlc as they come out.. IF the game is worth it.

that’s silly. if you don’t like your job/paycheque. quit. go on welfare.

microwaving makes food soggy; that’s not unhealthy, just unappetizing.

or you know, taken to court for breach of contract. there’s that too....

i don’t think you know what that word means.

lol, you’re adorable. the same corporations that milk us for every fucking penny, there is no such thing as too evil.

hey guys, look, it’s someone who doesn’t understand how patronage works. isn’t he fucking adorable?!?!?!?!?

hey look, a white dude who doesn’t get it!!

you do realize that writers reference articles they have written ALL THE FUCKING TIME... right?????

this feels like rehashed news.
do all these companies use the same boilerplate?