Radwood 2 is currently in full swing. It’s time to drive into the new millennium with a Toyota MR2.

Thank German anal retentiveness for the galvanized steel. The only section I expect rust is where battery acid leaked.

I didn’t say we were the only one, but there aren’t many. But we are certainly one of the, if not the only, countries that obsesses over it.

Wrong. The US does not do better. From http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20150602-do-the-british-have-bad-teeth:

I honestly don’t think that’s at all the case. Most of western Europe seems perfectly keen on oral health. A lot of them just don’t care for orthodontics.

This is true. Just to reinforce the point:

“after Porsche closed their wildly successful Formula One team down.”

It looks like a car from the 90s ...

Uh, scroll back up, re-read the article, then come back and try again. This is “boring dream car,” not “dream car.”

These are both limited-production, specialty versions of well-regarded cars. How on earth are these “boring” in any way?

And yet the 309 GTi was actually pretty decent.

Yep, and if it is then it’s essentially Government propaganda. Back then the Government made it law that cinemas had to show a certain amount of British produced film so we got little movies like this before the main feature, designed to re-enforce British values. One hilarious series of films to look up on youtube is…

Pardon me, but this entire digression borders on insane. Here’s a handy guide for anyone who is debating whether they should coast downhill or leave their car in gear

Come on guy. They lost to Trinidad and Tobago. The United States. We shouldn’t lose to Trinidad and Tobago at anything. ANYTHING. If you don’t think that’s at least a little bit hilarious, well, I don’t know what to tell you. If England ever loses to Bermuda, you’d never stop laughing.

Smoking at a gas pump is the worst. Second worse, engine running. Third, cell phone and refueling. Fourth, getting back into your car while refueling, coming back with a load of static electricity.

What about “Gattaca”?

It looks like pwrshft has a lackofsituationalawareness. According to the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission:

Which can be countered with: “That Constitution you claim to uphold? Yeah, you can’t really pick and choose which parts of it you respect. This really is one of those “all or nothing” deals and if you fire me for exercising my 1st amendment rights, I’m going to sue your ass.” That’s the American way. And I hope to…

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.