I can't be the only one here with a hardon, right?

So I'm going to have to wonder if that's a guy in the first screenshot...

Well, I guess it looks cool enough, but shame this kid won't be able to get any normal job because of this. Unless he spray paints his hands or puts on make up. Or he could use gloves, preferably white, like Michael Jackson.

Oh God, I almost died laughing.