Yeah, just AmEx is the dumbest credit card decision you could make. Not even a debit card?

I was thinking that if this is just their first or second date, he might not be getting Elijah to meet all his friends yet, without it necessarily meaning he wants to keep the whole relationship on the down low. Wouldn't a celebrity type want to take it slow and see what Elijah is in it for first?

I don't like Desi and I don't like Marnie with Desi, but she was pretty cute in that scene, just something about the way she was acting.

He's not Anderson Cooper, he's bald.
(But seriously I'm pretty sure that is exactly what they are going for.)

"a attempted murder"?
To show stuttering I would probably write it as "a-a-attempted m-murder".

*And* the dish, wtf.

My kid puts mayo and cheese on hers and I don't say anything.

The roof.
The roof…
The roof is on fire.

Maybe Trudeau now, he was on 60 Minutes. Probably not next week, though.

Yeah, their bit out in the hallway was good, I liked Bernadette's reactions.

Maybe her company has crappy maternity leave plans?

And if the first pickup lines don't work, you can just try again.

I saw that in the theatre. I rarely complain but too bad you didn't get to 1969, I would have liked to hear about working with Winona Ryder.

I only watched the first couple of episodes but it sounds like I should go back to it.

I sold her some stuff in a store once, she seemed nice.

"Informer"? Like, the song by that Canadian rapper, Snow?

the finishing stitch on the shit bag

I read it that way too, although I thought maybe Dan had edited out some stuff that made his interpretation more obvious.

"Random Dingussing" would be a good account name.

I know she should, but I totally didn't even think of that while they were doing the bit.