Yes, the Culture is obviously the correct choice.

He's just going along with Lorre's Vanity Card, which had a superfluous comma.

But if you eat them, then they are by definition not your executioner. It's a paradox.
Also if you are talking real-life death row last meal, anything weird they will just say "No, we're not doing that" and give you whatever's for lunch in the prison cafeteria that day.

Was it also a last date?

You'd need some kind of super-vision or clairvoyance power too to use subatomic level telekinesis. Unless you just want to fuse stuff.
(those would probably be my power too and I would use them to heal the sick. The 'villain' part would be how much I would charge most people.)

Hi fiving yourself is just clapping.

When I was little? I wondered about that, like, yesterday.
(And adult philosophers have discussed it at length.)

That makes no sense whatsoever.

Nah, he didn't finish that one, doesn't count.

Sex unpaid intern.

I just heard about Touch yesterday — I like the Griffin books and the general conceit (although not much else) sounds like Jason Shiga's comic "Demon".

Spoilers, dude, I am still in the middle of Our Mutual Friend! It is his most recent book!

Neil Young got on for having the flu and being hungover.

I thought Abradolf Lincler was just an AV Club commenter.

When is it okay to trust him? Can you trust him until 11:59?

There are lots of great movies made from average to awful books and vice versa.

I saw it in the theatre, try to hold out for that.

It's like Sex Ed, you have to handle the John Hughes 80s movies education at home. My kids actually really liked The Breakfast Club.

Who doesn't boycott all those guys?

He was great in Portal 2.