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“Her comments were not founded on anything” needs to be carved on Sanders’ tombstone.

I don’t feel bad for the snake at all. Not because I’m afraid of snakes, I’m not. I think snakes are cool, but because

I think I speak for all of us when I say

Cleveland got shafted and I'm not driving to Atlantic City. 

Jean, when someone asks you to embrace the power of a god, you say “Yes!

ABSOLUTELY NOT!! MACGRUBER FOREVER!

Lexi Fucking Alexander, anyone?

This dude is trash

As an African American and a drunk, I find the racist crows and drunk elephants to be the most entertaining parts. And Baby Mine.

Mine too.

Man, how many times did your wife see that movie?

Because they’re assholes.

Calm the fuck down, January; we still have a whole year of horror to endure.

The best thing I watched was basically the entire oeuvre of RedLetterMedia. I knew about the Plinkett Star Wars reviews, of course, but this year I dove into everything they do. “Best of the Worst” is consistently hilarious, and “Half in the Bag” somehow balances dark, absurdist humor and genuinely brilliant film

His words are etched on stainless steel plates which are held in titanium boxes filled with inert gases, and then stored in the underground vaults...”

Yeah, Jason is really well known for doggedly calling attention to human rights abuses like that. That’s what made Friday the 13th such a shitty horror movie.

Paul Williams is a goddamned national treasure