Larry Craig would like to meet you next to the blue men’s room stall at the airport.

At least minor league baseball players are actually earning a wage.  I don’t know if you can say the same for Junior “A” hockey players.

This is really going to put a downer on Bobby Bonilla Day next week. 

These idiots are trying to take down AOC as if they’ve got all the cheat codes and she’s the final boss in the video game ... not realizing that AOC can knock you out with one punch and it’s game over.

The last time Madison had to deal with splash-themed music, she was still kissing Tom Hanks in a Disney movie.

Godzilla’s best short was when he stepped on Bambi.

Hey, everyone else was making Bone jokes, I decided to sail across the river and make a Jordan reference. :D

The last time there was a Jordan that was this excited, he had just shot a game-winner over Craig Ehlo.

Meanwhile, as this was happening, Sarah Huckabee Sanders heard Trump threaten to put a reporter in jail and had herself a little heart-flutter in the process.

Every time a child dies in one of these camps, Stephen Miller smiles. 

Oh yeah, like Major League Baseball would ever let a team get away with playing their home dates in two different cities.  So all those games the Expos played in Puerto Rico for the last two years of their existence were just a mental lapse, right?

I seem to recall the CEO of Chobani offering to pay the entire school lunch debt for some public school district and he was told no, that the families had to pay the debt themselves. it’s almost like these schools revel in shaming and dehumanizing students. 

Wasn’t this the same Skip Bayless who, while guest hosting on the Jim Rome radio show some time back, went nuts over a retired NBA player getting arrested for something - only to find out that it was not THAT NBA player, but someone with the same name? 

Meanwhile, the Arena Football League is charging toward its 30th year of operation.  Which means it has outlasted the World Football League, the United States Football League, the first XFL, the UFL, the World League of American Football, and the AAF ... COMBINED.

Wait, another Trump Administration hire got bounced for domestic abuse?  Did he sleep with Hope Hicks as well?

You think AOC is tough now?  Wait until she becomes President in 2024.

I’m good with this.  I hate that championships are won or lost because the goaltender’s only option is to move left or move right and has to make that choice in a split second.

The last time anybody named “wiseguy” had any relevance, it was Ken Wahl.

The Thailand women’s soccer team thinks that Elizabeth Warren landed in the wrong bracket.

With Donald Trump, he always considers the flag a sign of hope.  And he considers the other American flag in his office a sign of Ivanka.