Worry not... Breitbart has already informed me that this was likely just an incident of road rage...

I have a severe mixture of rage and sadness due to the state of my country right now. I don’t understand how our society has regressed so far.

Everyone said I was daft to drive a Mercedes into a flash flood, but I did it anyway just to show them. The first one flooded. So I drove another and it flooded, then caught on fire. So I drove a third and it flooded, then caught on Fire, and sank into the swamp. But the fourth one drove theough. And that’s what you…

They want the privilege to say whatever they want, but still be able to make Colin Kaepernick a pariah.

“Mary Lee, who clocks in at 16-foot, 3,456-pounds”

I meant that ocean liners don’t have that many instances of explosive devices being used to destroy them.

Time to launch more ocean liners. It may be slower, but hopefully, none of this chickenshit.

#MakeAmericaQueueAgain

This is why many airports make you go through a security line before you even enter the terminal. They do this in Beijing, and also Istanbul, among others I’ve been through.

This just makes me so fucking angry and sad. A cop - a shitty, murdering cop - can (presumably) justify to himself in the moment pulling his gun to protect his cowardly life when he thinks his life is in danger after being hopped up on racism and crime statistics. It’s an evil act and a breach of the public’s trust,…

I would like to donate a punch to Piers Morgan’s face on Ariana’s behalf. He deserves it.

There are no words for the sheer volume of stupid behind this man.

What a fucking idiot.

Such an annoying comment. Fredo gets blamed for everything.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

Did you have a kid in your school that was on the lower IQ side of the bell curve that grew increasingly frustrated with everyone else’s progress and sought satisfaction is crapping all over everything? This is that troll years later with the biggest truck he could get so he could show the world he has become a real…

“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.” —JFK

Baylor: 52 women allege being assaulted by football players? “We need to proceed with caution. In fact, let’s just pretend nothing happened. Remember, we have no obligation to make our campus safe for the students who pay to be here.”

Are you seriously that dense to not realize sarcasm? Holy shit, people... get a grip, here. Obviously, a F4 or F5 tornado is astronomically more substantial in terms of force to even think about comparing the two. My apologies for my sense of humor for being way over your head.