I can guarantee you he thinks he brought out the best in Sean Taylor.

In a league that “cares about player safety” this man still has a job. Not to mention he fucking sucks as a coach too. 

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

Way to bury the lede.  We have video evidence of Titans fans at an away game

we were somewhere near bartow when the drugs began to take hold 

As a relatively recent transplant to the Cleveland area, I have learned something about Browns fans over the last forty-eight hours.

I’ve been here for about three years. Up until yesterday, I thought Browns fans had a reasonably healthy sense of humor about their team and its place in the league.

...then I watched…

And THEN ownership allowed Johnson the opportunity to CHOOSE his own successor! He chose Dave Wannstedt, the living embodiment of “easy” Madden AI. Then JJ blamed an ancient broken Dan Marino, like it was Marino’s fault Johnson had Ray fucking Lucas backing him up. This is the same franchise that banished Don Shula…

I’d guess that the membership of both organization has significant overlap. 

I wish we could punish fans like these, but they are already Browns fans.

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

Sounds like they called the wrong dolphin Snowflake.

Sigh, at least someone else remembers.

MOTHER APPROVES

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Red and yellow feel like pretty obvious choices.

What’s the hood and tassel color for a communist indoctrinator?

You do realize you are at Jezebel dot com, right? Were you expecting a well-reasoned, bland examination of this story?

Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Vatican Ballfondlers

So...stealing money from people is totally fine, as long as you’re gay and the people you’re stealing from are Christian.