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“Damn you tinnitus, you’re a cruel mistress”

Pierre Canning, a tourist visiting from Ireland, heard an explosion Monday morning from the 26th floor room at a hotel at 42nd & 7th in Times Square. Canning told Jalopnik it caught him by surprise.

During apology: “this is not who I am”

Underrated comment.

All my social media friends seem to hate the neon green, but I love it. Wore a neon green Seahawks t-shirt to work today just to show off.

I’m now pissed off because I hate android and I’m one of the 20 people who has and loves Windows phones.

This! A thousand times THIS!

go back to the hotel and find the toy

I have a Buick Envision. I readily agree it’s a “meh” car, but I’m okay with that for my daily driver.

i think the country is ready for a Mike Vanderjagt comeback, don’t you?

Roberto Aguayo was an absolute stud for FSU in college, and progressively got worse last season in Tampa and in this season’s training camp.

Romo kept saying as the final drive started talking about “field goal range” and the folks I was with were laughing out loud.

You’re doing a heckuva job, Brawny!

Actually, the yoga mat isn’t really important to this story. I’m guessing it came eventually?

Whos the U-Boat commander?

This dipshit had a “reality show” in Denver that no one watched and they filmed a lunch at the restaurant I worked at. She is, in fact, one of the dumbest people I’ve ever been around. They had to film a specific conversation 4 times. Talking to your friends is hard work.

What’s more likely - professional athlete playing in a sport that is highly orchestrated down to the minute being tricked by his teammates into not going onto the field a few moments before kickoff...

Not implying that being first is better. Being the last in the tech world, when lazy journalists think this is somehow amazing, is something different.

This is awful advice. The chances of you needing to use Find My Device legitimately, versus the chances of someone ransoming your device is overwhelmingly in favor of the former, not the later.