That’s because they’re fucking idiots.

You really think the russia story is going to go away? Even when trump tweets about it every other day?

I get the “stay on point” message, but I am capable of holding more than one or two things in my mind at a time. Just because 45 did this fuckup doesn’t mean I automatically forget about the other fuckups he did. Perpatuating this stance only reinforces the message that “yes, we really are as dumb as they think we…

Reminder that the Department of Defense found that allowing trans people to serve openly would “cost little and have no significant impact on unit readiness.”

I was expecting this show to be a glorified infographic. That’s fine. It was kind of fun to watch Michael Phelps flop around with a big silly fin attached to his feet.

All the critics and haters should be satisfied with his next event when he wrestles the Kraken.

Do you know ANYONE that was pulled over 52 times for legit purposes and kept their license? <- ANSWER THAT QUESTION before you reply to me...if your answer is yes, I’ll back down. Most likely the answer is no. No one gets pulled over that many times for actual reasons and keeps their license. Phillando was targeted…

I may post dumbass pics but they are spot on.

If you were dumb enough to think he’d actually be racing next to a shark...nope, still no pity.

There’s no Maroon 5 on this list which immediately makes it invalid.

I feel like she just picked albums she knew of and then randomly assigned some numbers to them.

THIS LIST IS FULL OF SHIT AND YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE

I recognize that listmaking is inherently flawed and there is more than one album I, a woman, like on this list but I will legit fight you on “Kid A” come at me I’M READY.

Expecting Republicans to take care of universal health care is like asking Jerry Sandusky to be your baby sitter.

Tragically I think is destined to pass if it comes to a vote.

I’m just glad John McCain has returned from his sick bed to do away with whatever goodwill remained for him.

The problem is that they didn’t actually want to repeal it. They just wanted to stick it to the left. Unfortunately for them they’re now realizing that means doing something with policy consequences.