There’s the small problem here that Conor McGregor is not a boxer. Root for him if you wish, but he is going to get mightily embarrassed.

Yeah, you’re basically the only person who has called this correctly. Combat and contact sports should be devoid of villains and heroes because the people watching and paying for the content has zero moral high ground.

Desperation is a tender trap.

IDK There are a lot of lame women into this schtick. They frighten me as well.

Incorrect he is a Bernie guy all the way

Tenderman also obseqiously apologizes for his douchebag brother Tinderman.

Marian Keyes describes these men as “feathery-strokers.”

Because there is nothing White people like more than a Black person who confirms their biases, and admonishes his own race.

he’s pretty much the perfect black guy in the world of casual white supremacy 

Wholly fucking shit. Instead of watching that, I’ll watch James Baldwin demolish Bill Buckley Jr again.

I for one look forward to her Tweets about Jameis Winston making up the Holocaust.

Yeah, she’s basically an agent in disguise as a lunatic with no filter that’s endangering her husband’s career.

it’s far from being about the consumer. This is 100% an advertiser pitch. Un-skippable ads at the beginning of videos are are guaranteed to get viewed on some level—much more than a banner ad that can be skimmed past or blocked with an ad blocker. Also, all-video translates super well to Facebook, which is, itself,…

Fox’s all-video strategy is dumb. First, many of us can’t or won’t watch video at work but we will happily goof off reading written content. Watching video on phones in public also sucks if you’re like me and never have your headphones handy. Sidelining quality writers (some of whom can do video, some of whom can’t)…

It would be great if he’s been just been plugging away all these years yearning for a platform to still break news and write columns, but also make dick jokes and ranked lists of candy bars, or whatever.

Houston Dale Nutt, Jr., is a parody of a SEC coach’s name. Also, I love how he’s styled as “Coach Nutt” all through the complaint, like he’s the governor or something.

Condition has been downgraded to Gnarly

copy editor: better make sure this is right