Nah, they were both still married when they met. There were a lot of people invested in the fairy tale seeming nature of their previous marriages (Gwen and Gavin being a 90s power couple, Miranda crushed on Blake from afar.) Then they went on to be very public and extra about their relationship together.

Uh, what? Are you suggesting they stop... printing cards entirely because idiots are idiots?

Bad take. They employed both Bobby Moynihan and Ron Funches. They are therefore heroes...filthy, infectious heroes.

You presume, after decades of using some 3rd party UI tools, that the developers on staff even know how to do that sort of thing anymore.

Most of the time missing kids have just run away/gone somewhere without telling anyone. Hopefully that’s the case here.

It’s weird how in the US now everyone immediately jumps to abduction and human trafficking when those things are so much more rare than a kid running away, or just going away without telling anyone.…

I wondered what had happened to that one so fine, I’ll reiterate here as well. Quoting “has a tattoo” in a state where it’s legal for her to have one as long as she has a parent with her (a man who at the very least from ONE picture has a full sleeve worth of work) like it’s some kind of Well I could’ve told you this…

Since rafibomb is dismissing every reply to his comment, I’ll leave my response here instead where he can’t abuse the feature. Replying to his attempt at amateur sleuthing the kid’s motives based solely on the fact she has a tattoo, which he followed up with:

You know what Disney got wrong with Star Wars?

She was born three years after the attack. The attack didn’t wipe out the entire clan, her parents were among the survivors. Garnet escaped, so obviously some survived. She was born I think three years after the attack, her parents died a year after she was born, at which point she was raised by her grandfather who…

He’s 100% referring to female fans who get off on the idea of two attractive men boning but don’t want to admit it’s a fantasy and so instead claim it’s “coded” and ownership of the media they’re consuming, crying “queer baiting” when the show doesn’t cater to their fetish.

Because the mindset that “close male friendship” = “two gay guys” is some toxic masculinity bullshit, without even getting into the fact that the majority of mlm shippers in many fandoms are straight girls.

We 100% need more gay representation on screen.

“*Well as long as it’s not quite disturbing in context such as the continued common “ship” in the Harry Potter fandom where Hermione is commonly paired with Draco, the one who called her subhuman repeatedly, in a Dom-Sub relationship which obviously takes on even more sinister undertones when Hermione is depicted as a…

Because friendship is a thing that exists, and it’s pretty annoying how some people can’t look at friends in fiction and go “lol they must be fucking” like some assholes?

Oh, 100%. This was their whole raison d’être after Friday got big, trying to recreate the virality of it in the cheapest way possible by casting a wide net for young girls who wanted to be pop stars.

SarahZ has a pretty thorough analysis of how Wilson seems to have steered his clients in this direction after Friday ironically made a whole ton of money on iTunes. The girls get younger, the lyrics get dumber, and the rap breaks get bigger - it really does come across like he’s just conning these rich kids out of…

“Friday” wasn’t even close to the worst Patrice Wilson/ARK track, which was definitely “Chinese Food” by Alison Gold.

Surprisingly, a lot of people don’t know the history of how FNAF came to be.

Exactly.  This is like when people say “I don’t see race.”  Well then it’s no fucking wonder you don’t recognize your own racism.  

Did people not know or just not care that FnaF was born out of his horrific Christian edutainment games?

None of this should be surprising.